Character

She's got a Manderville weapon.
She charges a billion a mark.
A machinist that's second to none:
The Bae With The Pearly Gun!

Lurking in low-level dungeons,
Or snarking in roulettes somewhere.
In the next raid? No, this very one!
The Bae With The Pearly Gun!

(Gasp!) is required whenever she's hired.
She needs it so she can kill.
No one can catch her, no gleaner can match her
For her banga banga skills!

One Ricochet means another poor monster
Has come to an L-O-L end.
For a price, she will yeet anyone:
The Bae With The Pearly Gun.

Her wink may be for you and me.
Who will she slay?
You shall see! UwU!

(Gasp!) is required whenever she's hired.
She needs it so she can kill.
No one can catch her, no gleaner can match her!
She got quite the banga skills!

One Ricochet means another poor monster
Has come to an o-ho-ho end.
Tell me boy. Are ya still winnin', son?
The Bae With The Pearly Gun
Will get it done!
She's number one
With her Pearly Gun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-BqC47-4c0