Time to pull again
The DPS is low
Five wipes in a row
Fa-la-la-la-la
The tether's coming
Black mage's not moving
Here I go dying
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
The ice is falling
Scattered like the wind
Nobody's dodging
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
The knockback is near
One tank in the rear
Friends screaming in fear
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
No one, in, pud-dles
The adds spawn, the adds explode
The boss casts fae light
Tanks don't mitigaaaaate
Time to pull again
The DPS is low
Six wipes in a row
Fa-la-la-la-la
The tether's coming
The monk's not moving
Here we go wiping.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
Avoid the ice attack
Don't stack the rock attack
Everybody's dying
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
The knockback is gone
Our healers are too
Everybody's done
Fa-la-la-la-la-la
It's time to restart
Adlo crit, divine veil prepull
Alone as I parse, the numbers make me screeeaaaaam
[Don't forget to stack
Run away from vines
Got defense debuff
Oh shit
Can you guess which one?
It's the purple one
Healers didn't dodge
The white mage fell.
This time it's the roots
Please stack properly
Wait we said clockwise-
We're burning.
For the love of god
It isn't that hard
Just place yourself properly]x2
The limit break's soaring high
Ninja's not LBing
Baby rage and salt in chat
Yelling at the samurai
Double check the positions?
Is it time to abandon?
The party cannot agree!
So back to PF we go.
Credit to Writer Wrayth Nite, Copy from Final Fantasy XIV: ShadowBringer facebook group
Source:
https://m.facebook.com/groups/657212834293487?view=permalink&id=3015296141818466
This is why normal and alliance raids are the highest difficulty content I run.
