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Esper Eidolon

Diabolos (Crystal)

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The funny things we never think about in XIV

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When we call for the hair stylist, we always dress down to our underwear.

Miqo’te keepers of the moon are designed to be closer to dogs then cats.

Roegadyn are closer to dogs and rather loyal.

Hrothgar men likely have a barbed penis.

Men in game aside from hrothgar likely shave there entire bodies.(as do women)

Men do not seem to have nipples.

Magic wise, aether currents make the best logical sense as to learning flight in a game like this.

Lalafell may in fact have the biggest libido.

Miqo’te and hrothgar should not wear much clothing, due to a possible lack of pours and possibly have very bad breath if they sweat through there mouthes

We have useless items for housing like a cannon for outside housing, but still nothing to display our weapons on the walls.

Ninja running has been proven to not actually be faster irl. It is in fact more dangerous and bad for the back and shoulders.

There is a lack of bathrooms in the game.
Comments (14)

Mahdi Draaken

Faerie (Aether)

or when you sleep at the inn..in your full armour get-up XD

Cleopatra Huntre'moon

Odin (Light)

True that Mahdi

Siglinde Skysworn

Sargatanas (Aether)

I imagine my character is so hardcore, she just goes to sleep in armor. Muhaha!

Ronove Solomon

Faerie (Aether)

Adventurers outnumber the populace.

You can protect up to 7 people from a primal's influence, but the scions still won't help you.

Despite livestock farming existing, we mostly eat the meat of wild animals.

Esper Eidolon

Diabolos (Crystal)

You get sacks of kupo nuts which counts as one currency, yut how many nuts are in a sack and why does it only count as one currency?

Esper Eidolon

Diabolos (Crystal)

We have tomestone phones but also use linkpearls to talk.

Lalli Physalis

Sargatanas (Aether)

The hygiene aspect is painful to think about. No changing your underwear... no washing your clothes... No toothbrushes or floss and yet everyone has perfect teeth?

Also, I noticed with the last event that while there are different character models for hyur, miqo'te and elezen children, I don't think I've seen, say, lalafell or roegadyn kids. Does it mean they're born full-grown? I don't even want to think of the implications xD

Lolo Menehune

Siren (Aether)

"Lalafell may in fact have the biggest libido"

I find NO lies in this sentence.

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Keddera Stormmoon

Siren (Aether)

I Doubt Lala's are Mammals sometimes because I ain't seein' no milk factory on their women. Does this mean they lay eggs?

Esper Eidolon

Diabolos (Crystal)

Actually the lalafell bodies for women are designed to give birth at least once in there lifetimes. They give birth to babies that are about the size of there arms. A lalafell child will likely stop growing around the age of 10. This is why they are often thought of as children. And must always be carded before being given alcohol

Y'lia Monhi

Goblin (Crystal)

"There is a lack of bathrooms in the game."
Haha~! <3

Kahori Harukawa

Coeurl (Crystal)

Clipping is the norm for gear.

Esper Eidolon

Diabolos (Crystal)

Unfortunately that’s a truth I Always think about lmao

Mayonnaise Master

Coeurl (Crystal)

I have also noticed the lack of bathrooms.

Also many areas are not up to OSHA compliance. Some handrails should be put up at a minimum.
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