...when everything's suddenly on fire and it's your job to deal with it...
...but you're, like, five...
...and you really just want your mommy.
The only 'child' lalafell I've ever seen (through the old screenshots of others) looked exactly the same as full-grown adults. And so my sleep-deprived self got to thinking... Wouldn't it be funny if the Warrior of Light was assumed to be an adult, but was really just a kid?
I mean, apparently only lalafells can accurately gauge the age of other lalafells. But what if they just...didn't speak up about it because the Warrior of Light is so dang useful? Or because FF14 is an anime and kids going on super-dangerous quests isn't questioned at all if that kid is the main character?
This is now my headcannon. Because we all know that FF14 is the best anime.
I CANNOT SAY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERY-THING IS ON FIRE. HOWEVER WHEN EVERY-BODY IS ON FIRE IT IS USUALLY MY JOB TO DEAL WITH IT.
Your name checks out, Grim. XD