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Avice Aeducan

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Ales, Bar Brawls, and Naked Catboys!

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WOW! Where do I even begin?!

Since I bit the bullet and decided to finally get back into a Final Fantasy game after the failures following X, I am damn glad I did! I didn't download XIV with high hopes, nor did I expect it to be as immersive and detailed as it is and HORRREY SHET! I cannot even begin to express how happy I am to have given Final Fantasy another chance. Thank-fucking-Jeebus Square-Enix finally got their shit together and produced something that didn't have the vibrancy of a wet diaper this time!

#sorrynotsorry but all of the games after FFX was full of awful storylines and one-dimensional characters with worse daddy issues than a fuckin' stripper!

Speaking of strippers, there sure are a LOT of near-naked catpeople running around in The Quicksand after hours (not JUST catboys, but other races/genders as well). After a few days and nights spent in the tavern which seems to populate right around 9-10pm I've come to the conclusion that The Quicksand at it's prime is a lot like Wal-Mart at 2am! There are people who go there and you're not quite sure what to make of them and sometimes they're just so out there, you can't stop staring. Maybe snap a picture while you're at it for proof of the mind-fuckery you've just witnessed because if you told any of your friends, they wouldn't believe you!

While we're on the subject of weirdness, there is a particular Lalafalafelalalala (idk what the fuck they're called) who prowls The Quicksand who is quite the off-color character! If you're around there during the prime hours, you might just see him going from person to person asking them if they "wanna smash." Hahaha. A lot of folk probably don't much care for this little fella, but I find him rather amusing. It is roleplay after all - why not have some damn fun?!

I enjoy roleplay as much as the next guy/gal, but it stops being fun when people start treating a completely fictional world as if it's the real fuckin' thing. Naw, bro, you need to chill. If you're legitimately falling in love with someone's DIGITAL CHARACTER, you need to turn off your computer and go outside because that shit ain't healthy!

I get that when you're IN-character and certain storylines can get intense, but for fuck's sake, when you can't determine where real life and fantasy ends or begins, it's time to have a good solid look at your life and ask yourself, "Am I really that lame?"

Yes, yes you are.

But that's okay, we're all nerdy and lame (especially if we're all online roleplaying...in a fucking roleplay game!) Hahaha! The irony of it all, but in the game's defense, the very fact that it allows you to change your character's status to indicate that you're a roleplayer with a little icon attached to the front of your name is cool as shit! I admit, there could be some updates on the emotes (like a drinking emote for starters) but for all that the game features and allows, it's doing a damn good job at what it has and I'm not complaining (much) about it!

With all that's said, I've made a few friends in the short time I've been here and I look forward to making many more! If you're looking for a drinking or questing companion and don't mind snarky comments and a nerb gamer who has a habit of choosing the wrong emote, pressing the wrong button and heading straight into the fray of battle and dying instantly, I'm your gal!! Also, you can find me in the tavern. Don't be shy! Come say hi!!!

Cheers!

~Avice
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Avice Aeducan

Mateus (Crystal)

Gross to what? Naked catboys? Being in Wal-Mart at 2am?? I agree, it gets gross!

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Annabel Ashcroft

Faerie (Aether)

As someone who works nights and has ACTUALLY been in Walmart at 2:30 in the morning, she speaks the truth. The people you can meet are REALLY something else. LOL

I am intrigued now, I will have to go visit the Quicksand at that time and see if Faerie is the same way.

And Honey, I am 57 and STILL find a way to die in nearly in every dungeon I go to, plus get lost! And I usually play the Healer, which AIN'T good! LOL

Don't worry about it, people are generally tolerant of newbie mistakes.

Ashram Narse

Mateus (Crystal)

As someone that actually was a Manager for WalMart on nights.... 2:00am is not he "magic hour" unless your idea of magic is creeps and vagrants that walk around looking like they are either trying to find a new victim or they cant remember where they buried the last one. (shivers)

Avice Aeducan

Mateus (Crystal)

ROFL! Yeah, I tend to go to Wally-world at nights after class, which is around 103:30pm and while it's not quite 2am, it's still weird. Thankfully, it's full of WalMart staff restocking the shelves so it ain't quite as scary but hoooooooooolllleeeeee shet, there still are some people who go who I'd rather to stay away from me.

@Annabel yeah, whenever me and Ashram go questing, I usually end up being gangbanged by every enemy in the vicinity and as a result...die instantly so he has to save me!

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Avice Aeducan

Mateus (Crystal)

@Ra'ven haha! I do that all the time in text messages!!

Pan'da Express

Faerie (Aether)

Most servers Quicksands bar doesn't seem to have the same reputation. However on the RP servers Mateus and Balmung well the "Sticky sands" as they are often called are defintely a hook up hot spot. If you are looking for that type of RP you are in the right place. If your looking for more RP that doesn't involve those sorts of things I can get you a invite to the RP discord for Mateus. There you will find all sorts of events that go on during the weekend.

Discord Legendofpanda#2268

Avice Aeducan

Mateus (Crystal)

Tappedby_sway #7572 is my discord ID

Not that I'm against writing erotic content when it fits in with the storyline, I'm not about to just go out for a digital quickie. Haha!

Pan'da Express

Faerie (Aether)

Then stay away from the Quicksands... that is mostly what lurks there :P

Ashram Narse

Mateus (Crystal)

Digital quickie..... I wont even comment here. And of course the Quicksand is where the "quickie" hook ups happen, for Twelve sake its in the name, first its the quickie, then you want to bury yourself in the sand when you wake up next to some random lala with a horse hat on who refers to themselves
as, "That best in show!"

Annabel Ashcroft

Faerie (Aether)

Considering Faerie's rep of being LGBTQ Friendly, I GOTTA wonder now if it happens there and if so, what I would see. :P
Oh Annabel, you're soooo bad. LOL

Ashram Narse

Mateus (Crystal)

^.... agrees with the above statement. lol

Ronove Solomon

Faerie (Aether)

The 2am crowd at my Walmart consists of high school stoners who are hungry and couples altering their schedules to their baby's sleep. It's a pretty nice city compared to the Walmart I grew up near.

Pan'da Express

Faerie (Aether)

@anna If its like Mateus it won't be hard to know if the Quicksands is the "spot". Our server this is a massive amount of people gathered. You would think there was some kind of seasonal event going on.
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